Quick Copulation

Let's get this done. Here, there, this that, oh, oh.

Finish fast; we rush our real life to return to days upon weeks upon months upon years of damage management. No slow, lazy tangling of limbs here: it's all a power struggle against time itself. My zodiac says to "go where fun goes to die," but I forgot how to play long ago, and realism trumps all.

Feel better now? OK. Back to the fray.